The Galactic Council tried to erase humanity. They forgot we already built something that learns from being destroyed.
The galaxy told humans to give up their weapons. We gave them soil processors. They are very confused.
The vault ignored geniuses for millennia. Then a human janitor drew a picture. Now the galaxy is downloading freedom.
Humans bring a three-kilometer "diplomatic cruiser" to first contact. Aliens panic. Pirates get wrecked.
